The Backson Song is a song that was created for the the film Winnie the Pooh (2011 film). The song is mostly sung by Owl with small
singing parts from Tigger, Piglet, Winnie the Pooh, Rabbit, Kanga, Roo, and Eeyore. Owl starts the song off when he tries to read a note Christopher Robin left at his house saying he will be "back soon" Owl mistakes this for the word Backson and creates a horrible monster that kidnapped Christopher. The majority of the song has Owl describing this creature as something that would put holes in people's socks, scribble in books, and even steal our youth. The song then ends off with Rabbit coming up with a plan to capture this creature and getting Christopher back.
SAMPLE LYRICS!!
Owl: It's a Giant creature with a tail Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale Piglet: Oh d-d-dear! Its hide is like a shaggy rug Its face a surely ugly mug With two sharp horns atop its head In between a mop of hair that's red All: Oh! Owl: And in its nose a ring of gold It smells of monkey's feet and mold Its toes are black Its fur is blue I swear that all I tell you is not made up The Backson! All: The Backson! Owl: The Backson! All: The Backson? Oh no! Pooh: But Owl, what does a Backson do? All: Yes, Owl. What does a Backson do? Owl: Hmm, what does a Backson do? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking And now I will tell you.
They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books
The Backson, The Backson! We don't like the Backson!
When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks!
The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson.
They spoil the milk, they stop all the clocks, they use their horns to put hole in your socks
The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!
Tell us more about what Backsons do Yes more about what Backsons do
More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
Maybe they make ya sleep too late
Yes, yes that's good, that's great
I bet they're the reason that my tail is gone
You're on a roll go on, go on!
They muddy up your tiny house
They make you feel as small as a mouse
They break your crayons
They spill your tea!
They wake up babies at one and three
They made me catch the cold I caught
Winnie the Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought
Tigger: They swipe your stripes
Piglet: They clog your pipes
Rabbit: They dig up your garden
Eeyore: They won't be your pardon
Winnie the Pooh: They eat your snacks
Piglet: They won't relax!
They chip your tooth
Kanga: They steal your youth!
Owl: And now you know the horrible truth
The Backson, The Backson, The Backson, The Backson. Oh Noooooo!
Oh yes
I know exactly what we'll do
We'll find things Backsons are partial to
Like books
And dishes
And socks
And toys
Yes everything that a Backson destroys
Then we'll dig an enormous pit and make the items lead to it
He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
And this horrible nightmare will come to an end